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Hey y'all, and welcome to Reefa's Madness, a page dedicated to random, funny, and interesting stuff. This is a page for all my buds and all you other people out there who are so pathetically bored that you've found yourself stumbling upon this page (how you did it is beyond me!) So tilt your chair back and dim the lights, relax, and click away! Btw guys, if this page looks different from the last time you visited it...you're right! I have a lot of new stuff and I *think* I've finally settled on a design scheme. But Reefa's Madness can only grow to become the best with your best...so send me all your jokes, quotes, random facts, and stuff like that! Together, we will stage a mass takeover of the world wide web. A man once asked me, "What will you do with a web page??" And I told him, "Take over the world." And that's my plan, and I'm sticking to it!
A little bit of housekeeping: If you're viewing this site from a Windows machine (those of you not fortunate enough to own a Mac!), you might be seeing this site a little weird, i.e. non aligned text and abnormally large text. That's not cuz I suck as a web programmer, but cuz Windows sucks. :-)

The Sections of this Site: (new and updated stuff has an arrow!)
Shoutouts - Ah yes, the shoutouts to all my buds, comrades, and accquaintances. Check here and see if you're cool enough to have your name up!

MUSIC - A section on music that I, not you, like. Warning: None of you classical types allowed, k?

JOKES - Jokes. 'Nuff said.

QUOTES - This page is filled with quotes. Come one, come all! We got famous quotes, music quotes, hilarious quotes, buds' quotes, random quotes!! Need inspiration? This is the place to be!

pHuNny PApeRz - The section devoted to the Launchpad Posse! If you're not a member of the Launchpad Posse, just don't even bother, cuz this page will make no sense to you. You won't even know what the hell it's talking about, and you will assume things, and then you will end up making an ass out of yourself. So let's just spare everyone the trouble eh? (if enough people bug me sayin' that the PP makes no sense, I'll hafta password protect it....)

FUN 101 - Ever want to know 100 zany ways to order a pizza, or 50 ways to confuse the hell out of your roommate? This is your class! All sorts of lists...and trust me, they're fun...I know from experience.

RANDOMOSITY - The random facts that constitute our world. It's a huge archive, and you'll come out of there knowing so much more than before. One day, it might help to know that a golf ball has 336 dimples.

PAIN IN THE @$$ - A list of stuff that's just plain annoying, a nuisance, a needle in your foot, a pain in the @$$!

MONKEY BURN - The Burn Like a Monkey Archive!! It can't be described...you hafta see it to believe it.

GAMES - In my efforts to help you, the public, I have provided you with games on this site. Believe me, they're these cool trivia things and they're fun....I also have a Magic 8 Ball to predict your future.

3D ART - Some 3d art that I made. Cool stuff.

ABOUT ME - A small section about yours truly :-)

ABOUT YOU - Fill out this little questionaire just for the hell of it...it's fun if you have nothing to do.

LINKS - A bunch of cool links, like to buds' pages and other cool and useful sites on the web.



		Hey y'all, and welcome to Reefa's Madness, a page dedicated to random, funny, and interesting stuff. This is a page for all my buds and all you other people out there who are so pathetically bored that you've found yourself stumbling upon this page (how you did it is beyond me!) So tilt your chair back and dim the lights, relax, and click away! Btw guys, if this page looks different from the last time you visited it...you're right! I have a lot of new stuff and I think I've finally settled on a design scheme. But Reefa's Madness can only grow to become the best with your best...so send me all your jokes, quotes, random facts, and stuff like that! Together, we will stage a mass takeover of the world wide web. A man once asked me, "What will you do with a web page??" And I told him, "Take over the world." And that's my plan, and I'm sticking to it! A little bit of housekeeping: If you're viewing this site from a Windows machine (those of you not fortunate enough to own a Mac!), you might be seeing this site a little weird, i.e. non aligned text and abnormally large text. That's not cuz I suck as a web programmer, but cuz Windows sucks. :-)
				The Sections of this Site: (new and updated stuff has an arrow!) Shoutouts - Ah yes, the shoutouts to all my buds, comrades, and accquaintances. Check here and see if you're cool enough to have your name up! MUSIC - A section on music that I, not you, like. Warning: None of you classical types allowed, k? JOKES - Jokes. 'Nuff said. QUOTES - This page is filled with quotes. Come one, come all! We got famous quotes, music quotes, hilarious quotes, buds' quotes, random quotes!! Need inspiration? This is the place to be! pHuNny PApeRz - The section devoted to the Launchpad Posse! If you're not a member of the Launchpad Posse, just don't even bother, cuz this page will make no sense to you. You won't even know what the hell it's talking about, and you will assume things, and then you will end up making an ass out of yourself. So let's just spare everyone the trouble eh? (if enough people bug me sayin' that the PP makes no sense, I'll hafta password protect it....) FUN 101 - Ever want to know 100 zany ways to order a pizza, or 50 ways to confuse the hell out of your roommate? This is your class! All sorts of lists...and trust me, they're fun...I know from experience. RANDOMOSITY - The random facts that constitute our world. It's a huge archive, and you'll come out of there knowing so much more than before. One day, it might help to know that a golf ball has 336 dimples. PAIN IN THE @$$ - A list of stuff that's just plain annoying, a nuisance, a needle in your foot, a pain in the @$$! MONKEY BURN - The Burn Like a Monkey Archive!! It can't be described...you hafta see it to believe it. GAMES - In my efforts to help you, the public, I have provided you with games on this site. Believe me, they're these cool trivia things and they're fun....I also have a Magic 8 Ball to predict your future. 3D ART - Some 3d art that I made. Cool stuff. ABOUT ME - A small section about yours truly :-) ABOUT YOU - Fill out this little questionaire just for the hell of it...it's fun if you have nothing to do. LINKS - A bunch of cool links, like to buds' pages and other cool and useful sites on the web.