| This is just stuff that annoys me so this is my little rant list. If you do submit me something, I'll put your name next to it so in fact everyone does know who it pisses off! Sure this may seem like a long list and you're probably saying, "This guy likes to complain..." but once you get going it's fun. :-)
Socks that keep falling down, "cuz they ain't got that rubber shit."
When you forget to put on your belt and all day you walk around like there's a big load in your pants.
When your parents look for reasons to whoop your ass.
Getting stuck behind someone who's driving five miles under the speed limit.
When you find that you're really attracted to someone, but it's apparent that they're beyond your reach. You can't touch them, and from all indications you never will.
Professors that don't care whether you live or die at their very feet.
Discovering at one point or another in your life that you don't think it really matters whether you live or die.
Doing something really stupid, and years later looking back at that moment and thinking, "Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!"
Slow drivers suck, fast drivers suck. I drive the perfect speed and should be an example to all. I was thinking of painting the words "PACE CAR" on my doors!
Pick up trucks should only be allowed on the road during daylight! Not only do these thoughtless losers blind you from the rear view mirror but because they have no dicks... they have to drive right up on your bumper until you get so pissed off you want to stop dead and put the driver through his windshield and into your back seat. But beware, most of these guys can't afford insurance and are the first people to sue. If you plan to get aggressive with
them, you have to be sure to kill em.
Not knowing what to do in situations that might change my life.
Loss of control.
Unattainable goals.
Being too kind, or having too great a sense of propriety to be able to tell someone to FUCK OFF, no matter how much you want to.
Not being able to let go.
Not having an Uzi when I really want one. Some people would say this is a good thing.
Not being able to say what I want to say, because there are no words that do justice to some thought. To verbalize some things is to cheapen them.
Fear of rejection.
Needing to sleep one third of my life away, when I could be doing much better things.
People that believe they are better or worse than anyone else, solely according to race, gender, or what have you.
Games that people play with sex, love, and physical attraction.
The speeding up of my perception of time. Where did the last two years go?
Classes that seem to take forever...
Unfinished poetry
Pain that has no cure but time or death.
Here goes one for the girls, what is up with the trick toilet seat cover? You know... the one that matches the rug. This is the most selfish, low down dirty thing you can possibly do to a man! Women by rule of thumb sit when they pee, so this device (invented by satan himself) does not effect them. Men on the other hand have realized all too many times that this cover does not allow the lid of the seat to stay in the upright position, thus forcing us to bend
over and hold the lid with one hand and our brachial with the other. This leads to an aiming problem.
Being talked about behind my back.
Assumed familiarity.
Not knowing what a woman wants of me, and what not.
Breaking up. Along with that comes depression and massive loneliness.
The desire to break something, hit something, but holding back because I'm afraid that I'll hurt something, or someone will see me and think that I've gone off the deep end. Which might be true.
Vegetarians who eat chicken. - these guys drive me utterly insane cuz it makes no sense.
Pedestrians when you're a biker.
Bikers, when you're a pedestrian.
Pedestrians and bikers when you're in a car.
The "other side" of the hammer.
Anyone who uses the word "wiener" in place of hot dog.
Anything that costs $3.99 instead of $4.
Any short story that ends with the phrase "and then I woke up and realized it was all a dream..."
Any laundry detergent with a short violent name like "Zap," "Bomb" or "Whap."
Small dogs that "yelp."
"Plus tax."
Transsexual Satan worshippers.
The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile.
Barney.
Faggots that hit on you (even though they know you are straight)
Political correctness (Not everyone likes or agrees with it)
Traffic
People on-line (constantly begging for cybersex)
Babblers...you don't know what they've said except for the last word of their sentence..."hoablah hfirehefio fjme blah gojah Godzilla?" "Sure whatever you say." Suddenly you realize you just agreed to go see Godzilla with the freakiest kid at the school.
Friends who really don't seem to care what happens to you.
Teeny boppers....these crazy girls drive me nuts....the only solution is to destroy Hanson.
The whole Tommy Hilfiger craze.
Virtual pets....my goodness can anything be more idiotic?
When the zipper on your backpack gets screwed up and all your stuff falls out.
Anything that makes a sound it's not supposed to...i.e. phones that quack and doorbells that talk.
Morning breath, morning hair, morning everything.
People that ask "What do you really think of me?" and me not having the balls to tell them the truth.
Teachers that still have PMS.
AP tests.....my God people, these are made purely by Satan himself. They are a pain to study for, a pain to take, and a pain to wait for your scores.
When the soda machine at a fast food place runs out either of carbonated water or the syrup and you end up with either all syrup or all carbonated water.
Girls that get drunk of their asses at parties, get laid, and can't remember who they were with the next morning.
Bums that ask for money so they can get their daily high.
Barbara Walters.
Wanna be's.
Movie theatres that put their crummiest movie in their biggest theatre.
Well folks that's all for now, but this list WILL grow! |
