Here it is guys! And it's online! Feast your eyes on Phunny Paperz Volume I. Sophomore year, 1998. What a year it was! Special thanx to John Mickus for the compilation of the phunny.
*Arif smokes bud.
*Sean is dumb
*Transpired is a bomb word.
*John plays with his hair too much.
*Geoff is a pimp.
*Gabby is known as "White Chocolate"
*In the Jungle; the mighty jungle: the lion sleeps tonight.
*John is a pimp like Geoff.
*PERSONAL NOTE: In order to be a pimp like Geoff, one must make it "Hot Like Fire"
*I rock the party that rocks the body.
*Mrs. King's toenail indicates she is from another planet.
*I steal thunder.
*No one likes subordinate clauses.
*Mrs. King spends her free time thinking of ways to make John look dumb.
*Arif and Sean like to ditch John.
*Take a look. It's in a book. The Reading Rainbow.
*Breathe the pressure. Come play my game I'll test ya. Physcoscematic, addict insane.
*Mrs. Tognetti is clearly anarexic.
*Eric isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
*Rasmussen got her teaching degree the same place she buys her twinkies.
*Matt is bald.
*Tammy Klein is on a whole new level of dumb.
*When John drops stuff the world stops.
*FROM THE BUS STOP BABY!
*Look bitch! I said give it back!
*This isn't the end of grammar my friends.
*The ambiguous cases? Don't worry about them.
*Matt and Aly are like the lady and the tramp.
*David leaks.
*Lee Preston is like a male prostitute.
*John's a well mannered boy by day. By night...he's pimp-man.
*That's a security breech.
*Breech is spelled with an "A"
*I can do anything...I can go anywhere. But Ms. Rasmussen says I should sit down so I probably won't go anywhere.
*Preludes kick ass.
*Vicki is the worker bee. BZZZZZZZZ
*Panda bears look happy and fuzzy...but I bet if you poke at their eye they'd bite you.
*Mickus likes Glitter.
*Bombish!!!!!!
*Hello, my name is Diego Mantoya; You killed my father; Prepare to die.
*Heey heey I look just like Buddy Holly.
*Spikey hair makes ya go down smoother.
*There is no accepted definition of a "chart"
*Polar bears live in antarctica, but they are not as wolly as Panda bears.
Pandas would probably like it in Antarctica. Polar bears would probably like it in Asia. I wonder if there's a way we can work this out.
*How does Ms. Rasmussen confuse a student? She tells him to make a chart. NOW: how does a student
confuse Ms. Rasmussen? He does it.
*Ms. Rasmussen is the enemy of the National Polar Bear and Panda Bear
Liberation Front. (NPBAPBLF)
*Twix taste really good.
*High school students do not really play tag.
*"Tran" is an extremely ridiculous name for a person.
*John is a professional tutor by trade.
*INCONCIEVABLE!

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